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Post  mOon_lhr on Mon May 25, 2009 9:12 pm

Zong ADD remix:

Yaar aik baat tu batain?
yeh yaad ker ker k paper dena zaroori hay kya?
aur iss say hota hi kya hay?
thora bohto yaad reh jata hay, jaisay wo bi pura likh ker ajain gay..!
Cheating hr sirf akhir ka aik hour, 2 ghante bethay rahay kya?

Maza tu aab aye ga,
Pocket guide k sath!
Ji haan aab pure k pure notes k sath,
Net weight sirf 12grm,
itnay main tu Pharra bhi na mile..!

Cheating hour ..!
ab koi b hour ....

Tu Pocket guide sath lay jain,
Aur saaaaaaaabbb Likh dain....
;-)





Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!

Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!





Congratulations!
Good news for Karachi University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.com





3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p




Kale suit di kali chunni kala rang kadhii ka ek to teri yaad sataye duja gum padhii ka


Ye exam ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai,
sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,
rahte hai nigahon se dur,
sale wahi question paper me compulsory hote h



Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?





Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!





To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.





Xams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!


---------------------------------------------
A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p





It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.





EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.





Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…
Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??





Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS
1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!





Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Ha





Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best





Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…
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Post  ÑiDØ_KiDØ on Mon May 25, 2009 9:25 pm

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