Funny SMS Poetry

Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat mujhe samjhayegi
Meri shaadi kahin aur ho jayegi!

Tum aa gaye ho : Noor a gaya hai, Tum aa gaye ho : Noor a gaya hai,
Chalo teeno picture chalen…..

Mein tere pyar main, Paagal hua chhaliye
Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye.

Yeh mere aansu jinhe koi pochne wala bhi nahi
Koi aanchal enhe milta to sitare hote.

Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish shuru hoi, Aa
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Tu chand mange main chand dedu, Tu raat mange mein raat dedu, Tu dil mange main dil dedu, Tu jaan mange: bas yaar…. Bheek mangne ki bhi koi limit hoti hai!

Dil main basa hay piar tera, Aankhoon main basi hai tasveer teri, Jab bhi yaad aati hai teri, Hum deekhtay hain “tom and jerry”.

Main nay tujhay deekha , Dhekta raha, Dhekhta hi gaya, Phir mujhay chashma lag gaya.

Mujh ko naya zamana hairat main dalta hai ,Jis ka gala dabaoon woh aankhain nikalta hai

Jo kissi kissi
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Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya.. Khushbu teri sath laya...Phir mere dil me khayal aaya...Ke lagta hay ki...Aaj bhi tu.. Nahi "NAHAYA"

Apun 1 sher bolega, Choro Taraf Chand faakrela hai light, Boleto ho gayeli hai nighat, Band karne ka tube light, Aur soneka tight, Boleto, Bye Good Night..

Abe o burai ke resgulle, Pap ki berfi , Bewafa ke laddu, Matlabi chuski,Badmashi ke pedhe, Jhoot ke kalakand.. Tu bada hi sweet hai re..

Arz kya hai: Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi, ki bahaa
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hahahah .. uhffffffffffffffffffffff very funny